Comments on: I was assembled from parts http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/2009/12/i-was-assembled-from-parts/ Mumble mumble by Kokonad Sinha. This is The Matte Finish Blog Sat, 31 Dec 2011 08:56:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: gmenon http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/2009/12/i-was-assembled-from-parts/#comment-39527 gmenon Sat, 23 Jul 2011 13:26:43 +0000 http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/?p=893#comment-39527 Oh dear! That was a real belly cracking post. OK, I seem to have gotten control over the hysteria. If your folks were into the ingy cringy thing about TV ads, mine we the pole opposite. My parents subscribed to Playboy before that pee-drinking pervert Moraji D banned it. Proof that Indian's don't really choose their leader. I mean the perv was elevated to PM. I wish his last name started with an S then we'd have another laff :) My cringy stuff was watching porn and my mother coming in, looking critically at the screen and stating with finality that said position was IMPOSSIBLE then exiting. It took my own sex encounters to discover said positions were possible but often uncomfortable for one or both the participants. And the XXX rated movie experience was ruined forever by Terry Southern's Candy. We're all assembled from parts. Part goofy. Part other things. More humor please. Especially from a temp langda with loose screws. .-= gmenon´s latest post - <a href="http://www.emusings.info/google-docs-used-for-phishing/" rel="nofollow">Google Docs used for Phishing</a> =-. Oh dear! That was a real belly cracking post. OK, I seem to have gotten control over the hysteria. If your folks were into the ingy cringy thing about TV ads, mine we the pole opposite. My parents subscribed to Playboy before that pee-drinking pervert Moraji D banned it. Proof that Indian’s don’t really choose their leader. I mean the perv was elevated to PM. I wish his last name started with an S then we’d have another laff :)

My cringy stuff was watching porn and my mother coming in, looking critically at the screen and stating with finality that said position was IMPOSSIBLE then exiting. It took my own sex encounters to discover said positions were possible but often uncomfortable for one or both the participants. And the XXX rated movie experience was ruined forever by Terry Southern’s Candy.

We’re all assembled from parts. Part goofy. Part other things. More humor please. Especially from a temp langda with loose screws.
gmenon´s latest post – Google Docs used for Phishing

]]> By: Frenchy http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/2009/12/i-was-assembled-from-parts/#comment-38271 Frenchy Sun, 03 Jul 2011 15:35:13 +0000 http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/?p=893#comment-38271 I was really counfesd, and this answered all my questions. I was really counfesd, and this answered all my questions.

]]> By: Bloggers from Indian cities with their interesting blog posts http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/2009/12/i-was-assembled-from-parts/#comment-26345 Bloggers from Indian cities with their interesting blog posts Tue, 21 Sep 2010 13:19:58 +0000 http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/?p=893#comment-26345 [...] : Kokonad What : I was assembled from parts Tangy : Woah! Kokonad is back in our weekly picks with a gem of a post. Read this line from his [...] [...] : Kokonad What : I was assembled from parts Tangy : Woah! Kokonad is back in our weekly picks with a gem of a post. Read this line from his [...]

]]> By: Nitu http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/2009/12/i-was-assembled-from-parts/#comment-23387 Nitu Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:29:12 +0000 http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/?p=893#comment-23387 That was indeed real. Even as a kid, I always used to wonder what STs were. I once asked my mom what they were. She mildly rebuked me. Once I saw a Whisper pack in our bathroom and I immediately ran to my mom and said that I had seen a whisper pack and demanded her to answer my question “Of what use is a Whisper pack?”:) How silly! She said that it was just a covering, it did not had anything in it and said that its uses were none of my business!!! That was indeed real. Even as a kid, I always used to wonder what STs were. I once asked my mom what they were. She mildly rebuked me. Once I saw a Whisper pack in our bathroom and I immediately ran to my mom and said that I had seen a whisper pack and demanded her to answer my question “Of what use is a Whisper pack?”:) How silly! She said that it was just a covering, it did not had anything in it and said that its uses were none of my business!!!

]]> By: Nitu http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/2009/12/i-was-assembled-from-parts/#comment-23361 Nitu Tue, 27 Jul 2010 10:47:07 +0000 http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/?p=893#comment-23361 Yaar hilarious as usual :) Yaar hilarious as usual :)

]]> By: Kokonad http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/2009/12/i-was-assembled-from-parts/#comment-20689 Kokonad Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:29:03 +0000 http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/?p=893#comment-20689 Hello everyone! This has been a unforeseen hiatus from my writing! Got so busy with work and traveling that all this totally took a back seat. Heck, it didn't even get a seat! I am sorry for the delay in replying your wonderful wonderful comments. #Flickering Cursor I am glad you liked the the title! It took me a while to come up with it :) #Anuradha: No, I think it just means you were normal :P I am sorry for the horrible face though... may be you can create a Wordpress account and upload a cute face you like! :) #Gkam: Whoa! i didn't even realize that it got selected for Tangy Tuesday! Thanks! :) #Madhu: Welcome to my blog Madhu! At least you were told something! In fact that reminds me... I thought once people get married, bhaiyyas and didis get promoted to uncle and aunty status. I even remember having asked this question to my parents in front of guests. They all laughed. They always laugh. :( #grayquill: I agree sir! If there's nothing in the world that can unite people, I am sure the puzzling case of sex education can surely bring parents of the world together. :D #Tangerine: Thanks! I am glad you liked it :) #Rads: Ah come on! Tell us! :) #Scorpria: Welcome to my blog Scorpria! (Loved the nickname) And the ink blotters thing is hilarious! :D Made me laugh out loud at work here! :D #Riya: Welcome to my blog, Riya! :) Ah, the food-baby theory! Btw, I had the ditto question when I was a kid. How did the body get to know you were married! :D May be it was in the food was one of the answers I gave myself... Hello everyone! This has been a unforeseen hiatus from my writing! Got so busy with work and traveling that all this totally took a back seat. Heck, it didn’t even get a seat! I am sorry for the delay in replying your wonderful wonderful comments.

#Flickering Cursor
I am glad you liked the the title! It took me a while to come up with it :)

#Anuradha:
No, I think it just means you were normal :P I am sorry for the horrible face though… may be you can create a WordPress account and upload a cute face you like! :)

#Gkam:
Whoa! i didn’t even realize that it got selected for Tangy Tuesday! Thanks! :)

#Madhu:
Welcome to my blog Madhu! At least you were told something! In fact that reminds me… I thought once people get married, bhaiyyas and didis get promoted to uncle and aunty status. I even remember having asked this question to my parents in front of guests. They all laughed. They always laugh. :(

#grayquill:
I agree sir! If there’s nothing in the world that can unite people, I am sure the puzzling case of sex education can surely bring parents of the world together. :D

#Tangerine:
Thanks! I am glad you liked it :)

#Rads:
Ah come on! Tell us! :)

#Scorpria:
Welcome to my blog Scorpria! (Loved the nickname) And the ink blotters thing is hilarious! :D Made me laugh out loud at work here! :D

#Riya:
Welcome to my blog, Riya! :) Ah, the food-baby theory! Btw, I had the ditto question when I was a kid. How did the body get to know you were married! :D May be it was in the food was one of the answers I gave myself…

]]> By: riya http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/2009/12/i-was-assembled-from-parts/#comment-20648 riya Sat, 10 Apr 2010 09:54:33 +0000 http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/?p=893#comment-20648 hahahaaaa... this is one funny post :D read a few of your earlier posts as well.. awesome writing. as a kid i believed that a married woman had to eat really well to get a baby in her stomach :P this idea came from some advertisement where they showed a pregnant lady being fed lots of fruits and boiled eggs by her very caring husband :P but i never really understood how your body got to know that you were married. .-= riya´s latest post - <a href="http://rdsherlock.blogspot.com/2010/04/music-lost-and-found.html" rel="nofollow">music lost and found</a> =-. hahahaaaa… this is one funny post :D read a few of your earlier posts as well.. awesome writing.

as a kid i believed that a married woman had to eat really well to get a baby in her stomach :P
this idea came from some advertisement where they showed a pregnant lady being fed lots of fruits and boiled eggs by her very caring husband :P
but i never really understood how your body got to know that you were married.
riya´s latest post – music lost and found

]]> By: Scorpria http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/2009/12/i-was-assembled-from-parts/#comment-20624 Scorpria Thu, 08 Apr 2010 09:30:23 +0000 http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/?p=893#comment-20624 Hilarious one! Assembled!? hahahaha...scared quite a few collegues by laughing to myself and murmering stuff :D As for the whisper ads, i remmebe demanding one to my mom when istarted taking ink pens to school. i thought they were blotters :D :D .-= Scorpria´s latest post - <a href="http://alphabetworld.wordpress.com/2010/04/06/how-to-lose-about-300-people-in-a-matter-of-minutes/" rel="nofollow">How to lose about 300 people in a matter of minutes.</a> =-. Hilarious one! Assembled!? hahahaha…scared quite a few collegues by laughing to myself and murmering stuff :D

As for the whisper ads, i remmebe demanding one to my mom when istarted taking ink pens to school. i thought they were blotters :D :D
Scorpria´s latest post – How to lose about 300 people in a matter of minutes.

]]> By: rads http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/2009/12/i-was-assembled-from-parts/#comment-20599 rads Tue, 06 Apr 2010 23:56:24 +0000 http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/?p=893#comment-20599 hehehe...guess everybody had these doubts as we grew...i can't even tell u some of mine...gr8 post .-= rads´s latest post - <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/RadsBlog-a-Zine/~3/rIAUMYrd7uk/precious-based-on-novel-push-by.html" rel="nofollow">Precious - Based on the novel Push by Sapphire</a> =-. hehehe…guess everybody had these doubts as we grew…i can’t even tell u some of mine…gr8 post
rads´s latest post – Precious – Based on the novel Push by Sapphire

]]> By: Indyeah http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/2009/12/i-was-assembled-from-parts/#comment-19336 Indyeah Mon, 15 Feb 2010 18:38:46 +0000 http://www.themattefinish.com/blog/?p=893#comment-19336 :lol: Ash!!! Seriously!! .-= Indyeah´s latest post - <a href="http://indyeahforever.wordpress.com/2010/02/02/a-wish-and-a-prayer/" rel="nofollow">A wish and a prayer:)</a> =-. :lol: Ash!!! Seriously!!
Indyeah´s latest post – A wish and a prayer:)

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